Steven Pienaar signs with Spurs, is Van Bommel next? Are Spurs trying to become the new Man City? Darren Bent leaves 6th place Sunderland for 17th place Villa, really? Jermaine Jones leaves Schalke for Rovers. Santa Cruz leaves City to go back to Rovers, duh. Where will Adebayor end up? Meanwhile nothing is happening at Liverpool other than they've finally sent Babel packing. Really kind of a quiet transfer period.

Speaking of Spurs, Bale and Lennon are on the wings, Modric is the playmaker, so how does Pienaar fit in? Will he go up front? What about Defoe, Crouch, and Pavlyuchenko? And when will the Robbie Keane saga end. Surely he can help somebody.
Please can a scorer come to Liverpool, I'm dying here!